Chatushki - everyone's favorite type folk art. Previously, not a single holiday could go without them; funny ditties for weddings were especially popular. Over the years, this tradition has not lost its attractiveness and today they can often be heard at celebrations for both newlyweds and those who already have years of marriage behind them. This is all thanks to the fact that wedding ditties are universal and touch on many topics that concern both young and long-term families. Another highlight of such quatrains is humor, without which they definitely would not have been so successful. To help you have a lot of fun at your wedding, the www.site has prepared for you a selection of funny and cool little ditties, which you can’t help but smile while reading.
Funny ditties about the bride and groom
Most of the funny ditties have been written about the bride and groom, as the main characters of the entire celebration, some of them aptly notice everyday difficulties, others - everyday disagreements that invariably arise in any couple, and still others give comic advice. But the main thing is that they all give a good mood.
The groom fell in love with the bride -
And now they are married.
They will live together from now on -
There is no one to blame here!
How beautiful we are
Both the bride and the groom.
I will gather all my strength,
I'll drink two liters for them.
Oh beautiful bride,
How good are you?
Everything is fine, everything is in place,
And a wonderful soul.
The music is playing with all its might,
Let him not stop.
The groom kisses the bride -
It's getting envious!
There's no free space here
There is no room for an apple to fall.
Nice, sweet bride,
I just want to steal it!
Our groom is not just a macho man!
Subtle mind, stern look.
Just a prince, no other way!
That's what everyone talks about him!
At the swan bride's
The character is golden!
But now she has freedom
There won't be any!
The wedding dances and walks,
No one sits in sadness!
Where is the young couple?
Divides money in the corner!
Wedding ditty wishes
Congratulating the newlyweds is a responsible matter; it takes more than one day to find beautiful words that sink into the soul. But you can go the other way and use funny ditties about the wedding for your wishes, which will definitely impress and amuse the newlyweds with their guests and will be remembered by everyone for a long time.
A couple of tips for the groom
I wish to give
So that your family can live without Viagra
Live up to a hundred years with your fiancée!
We wish the young family
Share the house fairly,
Who wants trash and dishes?
And who needs to be beaten?
You need to take care of your husband
They stole from everything.
Put him on the stove
So as not to be stolen!
We, the young wife,
We want to wish you:
You and your spouse demand tribute
Affection, money - everything for yourself!
We all came from the mountains,
All steep banks.
We wish the young people happiness
And two bags of goodies.
(Bride's name), you are early in the morning,
Eat banana and orange
So that on a beautiful face
There were no wrinkles at all.
Here is a sheepskin coat from Canada
From Algeria - fish oil.
We wish you a wife
To travel around the world.
Practice your eloquence
Resolve any scandal
So that life would be similar
To the Brazilian series!
We wish you prosperity
Money, happiness and goodness.
So that they stand on the table
Fruits, whiskey and caviar.
Young, you are obedient
Follow your husband's orders
Husband, always be faithful to your wife
And don't get on her nerves!
So that only the euro, dollar, pounds
They handed it to you every time!
To count with six zeros
You had it in every bank!
I don’t know what to wish for,
I'm still afraid of not pleasing
Five sons and daughters each
I wish you to give birth!
We'll bring bread and salt
Our marriage couple.
Open your mouth wide!
Have a successful life!
Ditties for a wedding anniversary
Celebrating a wedding anniversary is a wonderful tradition that brings the family together even more, shows how much the couple has already achieved as one, and is also a wonderful occasion to get together with relatives and friends and have a grand celebration. When the family has already suffered all the hardships family life and endured them with dignity, witty ditties for a wedding anniversary will come in handy.
There was a time - I was having fun
I'm here until the morning!
And now I'm going to take a little walk,
The husband shouts: “It’s time to go home!”
The woodcutter cuts down trees
Chips fly to the sides.
If he is jealous, it means he loves,
That's what people say!
Unreliable girls
The country has been overrun.
Nowadays, rely
Only for your wife.
Your ring -
Gold test.
Look wife
For (Name) both!
Guests drink and have fun
There will be a holiday until the morning,
Husband and wife remember
How they got married on the sly.
You under the very roof of heaven,
It’s given to build your nest,
Your house has become a full cup,
For all the years, one hundred percent!
There is no love without a kiss
All the love is in a kiss,
We remember how you kissed
Right up to the first roosters.
(Name) has everything in mind,
He loves his wife!
And she answered him,
After all, he controls the budget!
Chatushki is a fairly simple genre, so the Svadebka.ws portal recommends that you try to compose them yourself, using the qualities and habits inherent in your familiar newlywed couple. And also don’t forget to prepare a couple of the best drinking songs that will be known to everyone, because at the end of the evening, when the guests are tired and sitting at the table, this The best way end the festive evening.
- Congratulations to the newlyweds, and I wish you different things:
To make the holiday a success, you need to come up with an original turn of events. Therefore, wedding ditties are an integral part of the celebration.
Types of ditties and their features
1. Funny ditties:
Perky ditties should be present at any wedding. They will give those present a sea of positive emotions. They are easy to remember and reading them from a piece of paper will not be difficult. Below are ditties for guests, newlyweds and parents of the newlyweds.
1. Today there is a good reason -
Sing ditties and dance.
Congratulations to you, mother-in-law,
You have a great son-in-law.
2.Young, be obedient
Follow your husband's orders
But, be a faithful husband
Don't get on your wife's nerves!
3. For a beautiful wife,
Unnecessarily, husband, don’t be angry,
Be kind and meek with her,
So as not to inadvertently injure.
All the reproaches from your beloved
Silence it with a kiss!
4. Well, everything is reasonable with my father-in-law!
He loves his daughter wisely!
Money comes quickly
The husband gives the girl in marriage.
2. Ditties with wishes:
When everything has already been said good words and it seems that it is impossible to come up with a congratulation, ditties will help you.
1.We are our newlyweds
We are glad to congratulate you with all our hearts
Happiness to you, let all the surprises
They will be good in life.
2. Be healthy, don’t swear
Live to be a hundred years old
And keep, take care
Your love is a beautiful color.
3. May you have a son,
Little daughter
Let there be tomboys
Very similar to you!
4.I want well-being
Just like a TV show.
3. Cool ditties:
Perky ditties with original text will lift the spirits of everyone present.
1. A healthy bulldog bit through
Mother-in-law's skinny leg
He died immediately from the bite -
My mother-in-law got poisoned.
2.A star fell from heaven
Yes, on a straight line.
Milok will transfer me
Yes, in your last name.
3. The son came and said, “I’m getting married”!
I fell and am sitting.
Tomorrow my daughter is a first grader
He will say: “I’m going to get married”!
4.Like in our garden
White fluff flies.
If a guy doesn't kiss,
Be famous for burdock!
4. Accordion ditties about the wedding:
A good ditty accompanied by cheerful folk music will lift your spirits and make you want to dance.
Lyrics:
We came to this wedding
To praise the bride!
And let the groom do it for this
Will fill glasses!
At the winch bride's
Eh, character is gold!
But now she has freedom
None at all!
Do the laundry, come up with dinner -
That's all her business!
Well, why does she need
All this fuss!
The groom needs specific
Let me also say a few words:
For the bride-to-be, he's probably
I’ve been ready to do everything for a long time!
Let him carry her in his arms
Gives flowers every day!
If he starts to forget -
We will remind you!
Imagine to him
You'll have to sweat!
Go to football with friends -
He can hardly make it in time!
Earn finances
He's trying harder!
If your pockets are empty -
What will the children be fed?
And have kids
He intends to fill the house!
He is one hundred percent sure
That the wife agrees with that!
We need a drink for that
Far from one at a time,
To live together forever,
Just before the wedding, golden!
So let's shout "bitterly"!
And we’ll pour a glass!
We sang a lot of ditties -
I need to wet my throat!
5. Ditties for a silver wedding:
Twenty five summer anniversary- this is a long time for a relationship. Quite a few good ditties have been invented for this occasion.
1.Silver is shining now,
Time flies quickly!
Your young couple
Good, wonderful!
Twenty-five is a long time,
Time has taught you a lesson!
Everyone had time and were able to
They gave birth to good children!
The children have grown up a long time ago
And we achieved a lot!
I wish you from the bottom of my heart,
There is more sweetness in life!
Live together and enjoy
Cuddle more often at home!
I wish you with all my heart,
Live until the golden wedding!
2. Silver deserves
Your life is family,
Our gift is ready
For love that is imperishable.
6. Ditties for the golden wedding:
Not every couple can live side by side for fifty years. But those celebrating this day will definitely celebrate this event. Quite a few ditties have been invented for this celebration.
1.Golden wedding, golden wedding,
Cool couple!
You've been together for half a century,
There is no better couple in the world!
The family sparkles with gold
Promises a lot of happiness!
Be together for at least a hundred years
Invite me to lunch!
Your children are good,
The grandchildren are simply top class!
2. We sit at the table at the wedding
And we wish the young
So that you can spend your whole life in love,
And the wallets were full.
We invite you to watch a video selection of wedding ditties.
Wedding wishes
1.Today is a clear day
Two roads intertwined!
I wish you to live your life together,
So that all worries are forgotten,
We need to love each other.
Drive away sorrows and bad weather!
And understand that this is happiness.
So that the silent mother-in-law and mother-in-law are safe,
May your kind and rich father-in-law always sponsor you,
Well, so as not to be greedy, my father-in-law also invested.
3. Congratulations, newlyweds! Let your family nest be warm and cozy! Coo, finger each other's feathers and raise your chicks!
These videos will show great options for musical greetings.
Choose your entertainment wisely. Make your wedding unforgettable.
Nastya: “At my wedding, my friends gave me a musical gift in the form of ditties. Positivity flowed like a river.”
Oleg: “Recently, a friend celebrated a wedding. The toastmaster sang very funny ditties. My guests and I liked it.”
A noisy, cheerful wedding is unthinkable without mischievous ditties and humorous couplets. Ditties can be performed by everyone: newlyweds and their parents, bridesmaids and friends of the groom, toastmaster, guests, and just passers-by who wanted to congratulate the newlyweds on their first common family holiday.
In a traditional village wedding, ditties began to sound from the very beginning, when the groom with friends and guests went to her parents' house. A decorated and noisy wedding procession paraded through the village, accompanied by songs and choruses. Along the way, other guests joined him, adding their share of fun to the procession. You can still follow this wonderful custom today. You don’t have to drive your luxury cars right up to the entrance or gate; you can leave the vehicle at a distance and put on an incendiary show right on the street, stunning the imagination of passers-by.
Well, then ditties can be sung during the bride price and in all other events. In the form of ditties they can sound for young people, appeals, instructions, etc. Well, you can organize a ditty competition among guests and relatives, even if you are holding a wedding in a very narrow circle.
It’s good if there is a skilled harmonica player or balalaika player who can easily play along with the performers, because live music is always more exciting.
When choosing or developing your own wedding script, include several ditties that can be performed by the hosts, witnesses or one of the guests. Not like that will go unnoticed, and those who like to sing and dance will probably join in, because almost everyone is able to remember a couple of ditty couplets, and some manage to compose ditties right on the go.
We offer you a selection of couplets, distributed by topic, so that it is convenient for you to find what you need.
Well, then the fun at your wedding depends only on you.
There are different books,
Thick and thin.
We'll sing at the wedding
Ringing ditties for everyone!
Your wedding, young people,
I admit, I've been waiting a long time.
I'll be happy and drunk
Damn, this wine is bitter!
Kiss the groom
Stop drinking, let's get together
Let's shout bitterly at them!
I will give everything for my dear!
I'll forget the whole world!
There is nowhere so beautiful!
You are alone and there is nothing better!
How handsome and stately the groom is
And the bride is beautiful
The taste of champagne is pleasant...
Oh, walk my soul!
My grandmother taught me
How can I respect my husband...
Fed, watered -
And then - take him to bed!
We dance briskly at the wedding,
We drink wine and vodka,
We wave to each other,
We sing sonorous songs...
At such a fun wedding
I'm walking for the first time.
Pour the glass fuller
I'll take a walk in reserve!
I'm tired of the will in girls,
I love the lot of married people,
I will help my husband -
Buy perfume and dresses.
Bite a big bulldog
Mother-in-law's skinny leg.
I died immediately from the bite -
Poisoned by my mother-in-law.
Let the rivers of wine flow,
It will be more fun for all of us
Guests laugh joyfully
And they shout: “Pour some more.”
Why don’t you girls sing?
Don't you know the words?
Al your crooked legs
Are you hiding it under the table?
I won't stop loving you
You don't have to be afraid.
I don't want girls
Stay at forty.
Performing ditties at a wedding is a wonderful tradition of the Russian people. What would a wedding be without an incendiary, cheerful, daring performance of ditties, old and new. If guests at a wedding want to sing these couplets, then the holiday was a success.
You can learn the verses in advance and sing them at the appropriate moment, or in this way you can prepare a congratulation for the newlyweds. It is not necessary to learn the entire text by heart; you can prepare cheat sheets. After all, the most important thing is not to demonstrate an excellent memory, but to convey the meaning of the ditties to the guests and laugh with them at the funny couplets. And then you can leave the cheat sheet as a keepsake for the bride and groom.
You can also organize a quatrain competition - both personal and team. So a real Russian wedding simply cannot do without some rollicking ditties!
Ditties for a wedding accompanied by an accordion
It’s just wonderful if there is a musician with an accordion at the wedding. Then you definitely can’t do without ditties. Previously, the performance of funny couplets was almost a mandatory program at weddings, and the accordion player was the main person at this event. Each of the invitees believed that singing a cheerful quatrain to the accordion was his duty to the newlyweds. They could come up with texts almost on the fly, and even the most immodest topics were taken, the main thing was that the guests did not get bored.
Modern funny short couplets are aimed at the same goal. But if earlier ditties mainly reflected the rural way of life, for example:
How does the accordion player play?
It won't stop.
When a husband loves his wife
It makes me jealous.
Ooh, beautiful bride
You're good to everyone!
And everything is in place outside,
And a beautiful soul.
Nowadays the texts of the quatrains mainly contain congratulations on the wedding or wishes on modern topics, for example:
So that not dollars, but euros
Gave it to you now.
So that the salary with six zeros
Each of you had one.
Of course, now ditties remain only at village weddings; in cities this tradition is gradually being forgotten. Unless the bride and groom decide to have a rustic wedding.
Ditties for wedding anniversaries
Wedding anniversaries – no less significant holidays than the wedding day itself. Especially if the date is round, an anniversary. Such holidays are sometimes celebrated even more widely than a wedding. An original gift For married couple there will be ditties written especially for them and performed at the holiday.
The most important dates are perhaps the 25th and 50th wedding anniversary. An example of ditties for a silver wedding:
Here we have a surprise ready
For unchanging love,
We give you silver
Happy family!
“Bitter, bitter!” - we shout,
And we look with all our eyes,
Well, dad, you were shy -
I trained for a quarter of a century!
A golden wedding is already such a significant date that ditties become more serious. Examples of couplets for a golden wedding:
Half a century of life to you
They showed their teeth.
Come on, hold hands
Drink, eat, have fun!
Nearby for half a century
Two happy people.
You have become closer to each other,
Continue to hold hands hand in hand.
But still, you shouldn’t get carried away with touching quatrains, because ditties are originally funny couplets, invented to lift your spirits.
Cool ditties
The scope and prowess of a real Russian wedding cannot ignore the cool ditties to the accompaniment of an accordion or button accordion. Having become excited, both young and old people begin to throw up their knees and dance to the beat of the singing. No modern music will bring as many joyful feelings and pleasure as Russian ditties. How much self-irony, humor and kindness are collected in these simple couplets:
Don't be angry with my dear
Beloved mother.
I'll just walk through the summer,
By winter he will be a son-in-law.
Don't run away to get married,
There is only melancholy, sadness.
Little children will be born,
Even if you cry, rock them.
The most important thing is that while the guests began to sing ditties, capture all this on video, so that after many years you can review these shots and remember the fun again.
Ditty-response word
Guests who come to the celebration must sing ditties in which they congratulate the newlyweds on their wedding day and thank them for a wonderful evening:
Happy young people
We wish from the bottom of our hearts,
Great love, let the moments
All life will be very good.
The groom can sing a ditty for his new mother-in-law. If he does not have vocal abilities, then the ditty can be read to the beat of the music:
I called you mom
It's probably nice
And I became the second son,
Very likely.
The bride can also answer:
Oh, you are our dear ones,
Soon the children will go,
Will you cook porridge?
They won't give you peace of mind.
Ditties about the wedding, about the bride and groom, their guests and parents will defuse the solemn atmosphere and turn the evening into a real Russian holiday, sincere and cheerful. The main thing is to perform them sincerely, with feeling, and not be afraid to express yourself in dance.
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