On February 23, it is customary in many CIS countries to celebrate Defender of the Fatherland Day. Many people associate this holiday and position it as “ All men's day» on an informal level, so we offer you a selection of various statuses for February 23, so that you can congratulate all the men you know on Defender of the Fatherland Day, and, in addition to congratulations on February 23, you can pamper your most beloved, valuable and dear man with a special one.
Army school for men, and exam for women.
The army is a madhouse in which the square is rolled over and the round is dragged...
The army is a school of life!
The army, like a real bitch, takes away best friends and boyfriends((((
The army is a wonderland, sat down to take a shit, the belt disappeared...!!!
Be smart, calculation is a masculine trait. The one who is higher in rank is not good, the one who is smarter than others is higher in rank.
Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day to all men! And only one Happy Defender's Day of my heart!!!
All men are bastards, and you have to live with it. The main thing is to find a bastard who doesn’t drink and has a good erection... Happy Holidays!
All men are monsters. Women have only one thing left to do - feed them better.
Let's drink to keep your mind strong and your strength smart! For you, men!
Take the flash drive out of your computer without safely ejecting it - be the bad guy!
They take the healthy into the army, but ask what about the smart ones.
Be brave in love, as in battle. It’s not for nothing that I’m giving you... a chance to show what you can do. Go ahead and you won't regret it!
There will be a lot soon Happy holidays: February 14, February 23, and March 8. Let's unite them into one holiday - "On International Women's Day, lovers of the defender of the Fatherland."
On this day, a long time ago, we smashed everyone into shit. This holiday is now celebrated by the people every year. The drunk men will piss by the street lamp. This is scary fun - February 23rd!
On this khaki holiday, my intimate attacks on you and sex fights with you will be strong!
On February 23rd, I will proudly say that you are a hero, you are my hero. You take care of my heart and appreciate all my love!
A hungry army is a terrible force.
Whether you are a civilian or a military man, you were not born in vain! Today is a great holiday - February 23rd!
Walking on the twenty-third of February... Leave your stash for the eighth of March...
Twenty-third of February. We congratulate the man for good reason: A man’s shoulder is so reliable. We warmly congratulate you!
A girl becomes a woman in one night, and a boy becomes a man in a year, why is this not fair?
Children play soldiers. It's clear. But why do soldiers play at children?
Dear girls! I congratulate you on Defender of the Fatherland Day! After all, on this day Russia is so helpless! So let's protect her! For us!
I fucked the locomotive that brought us here. I'll kiss his ass so he can take me back......
If tomorrow morning you are friendly with the brine, then you are our protector, and the fatherland needs you!
There is a reason for the holiday, Congratulations to you men!
The wife puts a bottle of cognac in the bar and says to her husband: “Did you see that?” will be on until February 23rd! husband takes off his pants: - did you see? will be available until March 8th!
Women are higher than men in terms of their level, if only because they sit on their necks.
For the health of the wounded, For the freedom of prisoners, For beautiful girls And for us, the military!
There is squeaky snow outside the window. There is frost just in case, there is no money as always: “Since February 23.”
From year to year, girls with their gifts on February 23 hint to men that they should shave and wash more often
It is “Defender of the Fatherland Day” that makes it possible to most clearly draw up a list of those who should be congratulated on the “Eighth of March”.
Every army is a looking glass of civil society.
How are you??? Things are like in a fairy tale. There is no meat and no sausage. I saw eggs only in the bathhouse. Between Sanya's friend's legs.....
How good it is to celebrate February 23, when you have nothing to do with the defense or the army.
Anyone who has not been here and forgotten about the booze will not understand the price of a citizen.
Wherever you kiss a soldier, there is an ass everywhere.
My beloved, I know that you are a wall for me! I congratulate you with hope that you will always be with me!
Darling, congratulations, you are my protector. I melt from tenderness under a gentle hand.
Darling, remember, the amount you drink on Defender of the Fatherland Day is directly proportional to what you spend on a gift in honor of the upcoming holiday on March 8th.
A man with refined taste is looking for a girl 92.34 x 61.71 x 93.45. Not boring.
A man is God's gift for the weaker sex: A man is a protector, a man is a support!
A man is a gift for a woman: A man protects, protects, protects!
Men choose women like they choose a phone, there are a lot of bells and whistles, but they only use one function)
I'm tired of my parents' requests to remove the Christmas tree... On February 23 and March 8, what will I put gifts under?
A true defender of the fatherland must be able to protect himself from the military registration and enlistment office!
A real man is a combination of a vibrator and an ATM...
The enemies are afraid of our army like fire, because they are all afraid of you!!! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day, dear men!!!
For several days I wondered: why were so many of my friends born at the end of November? I decided to count nine months - I understood everything) February 23)
Don't be afraid of this grenade, it's hand-made...
Well, here is the most important defender of the fatherland... You can’t do without him!
Loneliness is when you are drunk and have no girls to call, and the next morning there is no one to apologize for yesterday.
Congratulations to dad on this men's holiday: In my youth, I know, I served in the army. This means he is also a warrior, although not a commander.
Worthy of a holiday, Protected the whole world!
Dad... why did you give mom and me rulers for March 8th??? So that you can measure that dick... which you gave me on February 23...
Guys, Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day!!! You protect us. =)))))
The bad soldier is the one who does not dream of becoming a general...)
The border guard guards the sleep of his girlfriend and the guy she sleeps with.
Giving a man a 0.25 liter bottle of vodka on February 23rd is the same as giving a woman a 5-centimeter long vibrator on March 8th...
Happy holidays to all real men. And I ask the boys not to appear... this is not your day, but the day of real men.
Sometimes a man dissolves in a woman like gin in tonic - he seems to be there, but the strength is no longer the same! Be strong!
Why is February 23, Red Army Day, celebrated for only one day? Because the next day the whole army is already blue...
According to most women, men's IQ is measured in centimeters!
Hello, honey! - Hello dear! - Honey, why is our cat bald?! - Oh, you know, yesterday I asked my friends what gift I should give you for February 23rd, they advised me to shave my pussy. Happy holiday my defender!
February 23 is approaching, approaching and coming - the All-Russian holiday of mass purchases of deodorants for men.
With them the lamps shine brighter! And dishes on festive table can't be counted. They are a joy to us and our children.
Thank you, men, for being you.
Sapper of our souls! The signaler of our thoughts! To the artilleryman of our borders! The scout of our thoughts! This holiday is dedicated to the Marshal of our desires! With which we hasten to congratulate you!
Today is World Men's Day! Don't let us down
Strength is the beauty of a man... Beauty is the strength of a woman...
Happy Defender’s Day, I’m proud of you, my prince, you are my hope and support!
Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day, guys! And my neighbor from the 4th floor... Looks too much like a man!..
It’s safe to be with you, darling, to walk the streets. You are the strongest, you can protect!
To the long-distance tanker! To the high-flying pilot! To the general of our dreams. Dedicated to this day! With which we hasten to congratulate you!
Now that you have become a soldier. Forget civilian dreams... Kiss at night with an AUTOMATIC. And give flowers to the SENIOR))))
Only on the eve of February 23rd can you see a smiling girl on the bus with a newly purchased drill!
Only a weak man will refuse the one he really needs...
We trampled our boots together, drank a lot of wine and always won together - the army entwined us tightly!
You are like a bullet - fast, like fire - hot, but you are the kindest, gentlest with me. May there be no end to your courage in my life. I love, appreciate, kiss, my strongest, gentle, bright!
You are a real warrior, I know it! You were able to conquer me Without a gun, a saber and a horse!
Respect your defenders, they gave their whole lives for you!
The more oak trees in the army, the stronger our defense!!!
Oh, how good it is to celebrate February 23rd, when you know that it is not your professional holiday!
I understand you, girls, that it’s not easy to wait for a soldier. Is it easier to protect someone else's love with a machine gun?
Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day, son! - Well, mom, dad, what are you really... maybe I’ll do it again!
February 14... February 23... March 8... Let's combine them into one holiday - "On the International Day of Women in Love with Defenders of the Fatherland"!
February 23 is not a red day on the calendar, Not red, you know, not a day off, Not red, no, it’s golden. And the holiday, we know, is big!
For the health of the wounded, For the freedom of prisoners, For beautiful girls And for us, the military!
Why is February 23, Red Army Day, celebrated for only one day? Because the next day the whole army is already blue...
The holiday dates back to January 1918, when the Council of People's Commissars of the USSR issued a decree on the creation of the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army (RKKA), and later a decree on the creation of the Workers' and Peasants' Red Fleet (RKKF). In 1922, February 23 was declared Red Army Day.
It is believed that the holiday was established in honor of the first victories of the Red Army near Narva and Pskov over the regular troops of the Kaiser's Germany on February 23, 1918. Although many historians consider the fact of those victories to be quite controversial, nevertheless, since 1922, February 23 has acquired the character of a national holiday.
Why do prices for shaving foam and underwear remain unchanged by February 23, but flowers double in price by March 8?
Let's drink to keep your mind strong and your strength smart! For you, men!
Darling, congratulations, you are my protector.
February 23 is not a red day on the calendar, Not red, you know, not a day off, Not red, no, it’s golden. And the holiday, we know, is big!
You are like a bullet - fast, like fire - hot, but you are the kindest, gentlest with me. May there be no end to your courage in my life. I love, appreciate, kiss, my strongest, gentle, bright!
From year to year, girls with their gifts on February 23 hint to men that they should shave and wash more often
Respect your defenders, they gave their whole lives for you!
Darling, congratulations, you are my protector. I melt from tenderness under a gentle hand.
Defender of the Fatherland Day with Ural Dumplings
Firm gaze, steep shoulders.
Not always ideal.
We are calm next to you,
Happy February 23rd!
Win, convince,
Your clear steps
Let them be heard everywhere,
All paths are submissive to them!
Today we want to congratulate everyone
Happy Defender's Day,
We wish you all love and peace,
Happy life without war,
Let's always be together
Protect family and homeland,
From troubles, insults, betrayals and grief,
We want to warn everyone!
Happy Defender of the Fatherland
Congratulations to all the men.
Will, courage, success,
I wish you a lot of strength.
I wish you clear skies
Strong friendship and love.
I congratulate you on your day,
Dedicating poems to you!
The strongest, the bravest,
You are the best soldier.
Congratulations at this hour,
Let the worries go away in no time.
Let fate be in charge
And keeps you around the world.
So that there is a lot of health,
Never know anxiety.
Let's raise our glasses
For our men and boys.
You have done a lot in life
For the benefit of our beloved Fatherland.
You deserve love and happiness,
Although they are not whimsical in life.
Don't let wars bother you,
Love and be loved!
Happy Defender of the Fatherland
We congratulate you,
Cheerfulness, glory, peace,
We wish you a happy holiday.
Always be strong
Let the will be strong
And the reward for that is
There will be a woman's love!
Our protector is unchanging,
We are all in a hurry to congratulate you.
It doesn't matter if you were a military man,
We value you very much.
You are the smartest, the bravest.
You are simply the best of men.
May life send you successes abundantly,
Be happy, joyful, loved.
Happy Defender's Day! Be bold and courageous
Be ready to repay your debt to the Fatherland,
If the Motherland obliges you
Uphold peace and justice!
Clear sun and blue sky
However, I would like to wish
So that conflicts are resolved with words,
And men were not sent to fight!
My man, I am writing to you,
I hasten to congratulate you!
Let the star shine for success,
Never fades away.
Let there be enough health for two,
My only true friend.
May your life be full of love,
My man, my wall!
The whole earth turned white,
The snow is flying and spinning.
Twenty third of February,
There's a knock on our door.
Congratulations to all men,
We give them gifts.
Let everyone be loved
And hot love to you!
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Statuses about February 23 are needed, of course, on that very holiday when all women congratulate their beloved men! Statuses about February 23 for Odnoklassniki and VKontakte will help you cheerfully congratulate your loved ones!
Congratulate your men and put a bubble on the table, give them a piece of soap so that they can wash their stigmas more often... kiss, hug... and hint about March...
Happy holiday to our serving boys! We love and are waiting for you!
Sapper of our souls! The signaler of our thoughts! To the artilleryman of our borders! The scout of our thoughts! This holiday is dedicated to the Marshal of our desires! With which we hasten to congratulate you!
Cool statuses on Defender of the Fatherland Day: Today is World Men's Day! Don't let us down!
Darling, congratulations, you are my protector. I melt from tenderness under a gentle hand.
The boy Petya, in a conversation with the girl Sveta, said the word “Cigarette Case” 18 times, the word “Watch” 12 times, the phrase “Boxing Gloves” 10 times and looked intently at Sveta more than 200 times. Determine: Which Turkish company's roll-on deodorant will Petya receive on February 23rd?
Boys, study well so that in the future February 23rd does not become a professional holiday for you;)
There is a reason for the holiday, Congratulations to you men!
I wish to all men that you never have to use military knowledge, so that the sky above your country will always be peaceful!
For the sparkle in your eyes... For the STEEL in your pants... For the rustle of DOLLARS in your pockets... For the tenderness of an affectionate hand... For YOU, DEAR MEN!!
For your courage in battle, for your pain, for your wounds, for my happy life - bow to you, veterans!
All men after the 23rd are wearing new shorts. And socks... It's a pity it's not summer. You can't see such beauty!
Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day to all men! And only one Happy Defender's Day of my heart!!!
To become a man, it is not enough for them to be born, For iron, it is not enough to be ore, You must melt down, break, And, like ore, sacrifice yourself
So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where! from February 23 =)
I took your wallet, bought a couple of sweaters, a couple of skirts, a couple of shoes, awesome perfume... then I picked up a bunch of nonsense at the pharmacy... And the rest was only enough for shaving foam... Congratulations to you, dear, on February 23! !!
Why is February 23, Red Army Day, celebrated for only one day? Because the next day the whole army is already blue...
Why do prices for shaving foam and underwear remain unchanged by February 23, but flowers double in price by March 8?
For several days I wondered: why were so many of my friends born at the end of November? I decided to count down nine months - I understood everything) February 23)
A man is God's gift for the weaker sex: A man is a protector, a man is a support!
A man is a gift for a woman: A man protects, protects, protects!
Man, be a man! You are right - so be ready, Defending the truth, to shed blood for it!
February 23 is Defender of the Fatherland Day! February 24th is Midfielder Day! February 25 – The Goalkeeper was sent for beer...
February 23 is the red day of the calendar! Celebrating this holiday, the wife pleases her husband: she pampers, nurses, pesters, and serves him a glass herself. He remembers, with joy in his chest, March 8 is ahead...
- Cannons, machine guns are firing, rockets with bombs are flying, and in the sky brave pilots skillfully shoot down each other. Flames are blazing, mines are exploding, mountains of corpses lie everywhere, and tanks are crushing peaceful fences like a deadly wedge. And the commander, taking an eraser, bent over the military map. And I understand this is a holiday, not like March 8th for you
- February 23 is a red day on the calendar, not red, no, it’s golden. And the holiday, I know, is great! Happy holiday!!!
- February 23 is not a red day on the calendar, Not red, you know, not a day off, Not red, no, it’s golden. And the holiday, we know, is big!
- Celebrate February 23rd as it should be, let the whole earth hear the soldier walking!
- February 23rd is already coming, Every girl gives today!
- January 25 is student's day. February 23 is the day of the failed student
- In the army they don't swear. In the army they use obscenities.
- After all, now for you, which is of course commendable, February 23 is a professional holiday!
- The holiday has arrived - congratulations to all men on February 23 - a holiday of strength and fire.
- Happy February 23rd to all real men, and good weather to the rest!!!
- I'm proud of my old grandpa. He is number one defender! You are for me: loved, necessary, irreplaceable.
- Let’s do it this way, it wasn’t a defender who served, it wasn’t a woman who gave birth... But at least you won’t have to congratulate anyone
- It’s been a long time since I’ve been in the barracks, I’m not wearing boots. But my dear army is dear to me, as before!
- Dear guys! Be men at least on February 23rd!
- If February 23rd is shaving foam day, then March 8th is mimosa day...
- If you were not congratulated on February 23, we are coming to you))
- There is a reason for the holiday, Congratulations to you men!
- The wife and daughter are so quiet and gentle, March 7: wife - “Darling, what will you give us on March 8?” he - “Ruler”, wife - “What ruler???” he - “Why measure that dick that you gave me on February 23!”
- The wife puts a bottle of cognac in the bar and says to her husband: “Did you see that?” will be on until February 23rd! husband takes off his pants: - did you see? will be available until March 8th!
- For the health of the wounded, For the freedom of prisoners, For beautiful girls And for us, the military!
- It’s squeaky frost outside...H* standing there just in case, I don’t have any money* SINCE FEBRUARY 23
- Tomorrow February 23rd is World Shaving Foam Day
- Why congratulate classmates on February 23 - you should congratulate them on this holiday when they are expelled
- It is “Defender of the Fatherland Day” that makes it possible to most clearly draw up a list of those who should be congratulated on the “Eighth of March”.
- How you celebrate February 23rd is how you will spend March 8th!
- How you celebrate February 23rd is how you will spend March 8th!
- The best gift for February 23rd is a gift made with your own lips.
- My beloved, I know that you are a wall for me! I congratulate you with hope that you will always be with me!
- Darling, congratulations, you are my protector. I melt from tenderness under a gentle hand.
- Boys, Happy upcoming holiday to you. It's your day..:*****
- A man is a gift from God for the weaker sex: A man is a protector, a man is a support!
- A man is a gift for a woman: A man protects, protects, protects!
- The man is strong in both soul and body, He reads my text message with a smile. I wanted to congratulate you on Defender’s Day. May everything you dream of come true.
- Man, be a man! You are right - so be ready, Defending the truth, to shed blood for it!
- It's bitterly cold outside, fuck it just in case. And in my pocket - 3 rubles. Happy February 23rd!!!
- I'm tired of my parents' requests to remove the Christmas tree... On February 23 and March 8, what will I put gifts under?
- Our Motherland is never as defenseless as on the evening of February 23...
- From the bottom of my heart with great trepidation in my voice, with difficulty choosing Right words, I congratulate you on February 23rd.
- With all my heart, with great excitement, in which I cannot find words, I congratulate you on February 23
- Guys rule from February 23 to March 8, and we girls from March 8 to February 23!!! That's it!!!)))
- Under the green shirt of a soldier. There is also a warm heart. There is love without return. And with it conscience and honor.
- Gifts for February 23rd are investments in gifts for March 8th
- Congratulations to all the military, all the beautiful, healthy ones. On Defender's Day, we will kiss you at least a hundred times!
- Happy holidays to all real men. And I ask the boys not to appear... This is not your day, but the day of real men.
- Congratulations, Defender of the Fatherland, on the Day! Let's rise and drink, and pour again. For us, for friends, for our native country. And let the children just play at war.
- After celebrating February 23, our defenders will become completely defenseless.
- Why do prices for shaving foam and underwear remain unchanged by February 23, but flowers double in price by March 8?
- February 23 is approaching, approaching - the All-Russian holiday of shaving foam
- Sign for women: “how you celebrate February 23rd is how you spend March 8th” :)
- Please accept my congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day. I give a sea of love in this message from all humanity.
- Russia is NEVER as defenseless as on the morning of February 24...))))
- From February 23rd. Be brave in love, as in battle. It’s not for nothing that I’m giving you...a chance to show what you can do. Go ahead and you won't regret it!
- Happy holiday to our serving boys! We love and are waiting for you!
- Sapper of our souls! The signaler of our thoughts! To the artilleryman of our borders! The scout of our thoughts! This holiday is dedicated to the Marshal of our desires! With which we hasten to congratulate you!
- Sapper of our souls! The signaler of our thoughts! To the artilleryman of our borders! The scout of our thoughts! This holiday is dedicated to the Marshal of our desires! With whom we hasten to congratulate!!!
- Today is World Men's Day! Don't let us down.
- You only dream of peace, our beloved: You serve on the border, guardian of the gates of Russia!
- We congratulate you today, with all our hearts we wish you: Happy days and tender affection, dear princess from a fairy tale, difficult victory in the struggle, may everything go to you!
- Only on the eve of February 23rd can you see a smiling girl on a bus with a newly purchased drill:b
- We trampled our boots together, drank a lot of wine and always won together - the army entwined us tightly!
- You are like a bullet - fast, like fire - hot, but you are the kindest, gentlest with me. May there be no end to your courage in my life. I love, appreciate, kiss, my strongest, gentle, bright!
- You are my protector, because behind you, like behind a wall, you will always support and understand. I love you.
- You are a real warrior, I know it! You were able to conquer me Without a gun, a saber and a horse!
- This is not true for you la-la From February 23rd
- Oh, how good it is to celebrate February 23rd, when you know that it is not your professional holiday!
- I am a defender of the fatherland, if not, I’ll be damned! Let us defeat the enemies of our fatherland, even a horde, even a regiment, even an army. Because we are men, we don’t give a damn about our enemies!
- I drink to you and to love, And to the fire in our hearts. But I will drink the first glass To those who wear boots!
- I congratulate you on this men's holiday, February! I wish to be on a horse in life, dashing, but in my soul, to be an angel!
- I believe that February 23 is a holiday for those who served. And for those who don’t, hello.