Make it colder.
Heated steering wheel and climate control,
There is a white parcel in the glove compartment.
And if you wanted to share happiness with us,
Know that we divide happiness by zero.
The trumpet is ringing, the trumpet is calling.
In the “Wait for Me” program, no one is waiting for me.
I know my ending in advance:
The dog walker will find me early in the morning.
At passport control in paradise
They ask the purpose of the trip, I will say: “Business”.
They will ask who I flew to, and I will answer vaguely.
They will ask: for a long time, I will say: “There and back.”
I lived my life without intravenous drugs.
At the end of the tunnel the traffic light is green.
And if God is the center of the universe,
Thanks to the center for this.
And until I fucked myself in the back,
I wanted a son from life.
But requests are growing and now
I want a son and a Dodge. Dodge Challenger.
He exchanged a dog for a cat, youth for years.
He threw off his bald ones and put on his shoes on spikes
And no matter what they sew for me there, they’ll fucking make a mistake.
The one on the right is dripping from a Patek Philippe.
From the old dad there is stubble on the cheeks.
From life's restless, undisguised rear,
My wife asked me where and with whom I was.
And we are just here without any conditions.
We hide the wound under the ribs or catch the bullet.
And I'm so used to breaking my **** into blood,
That along the way this is love.
And my life will be taken off the lists,
When the pathologist hangs over me.
I think: we need to pray,
When a shovel touches the ground.
The thick jacket warms both shoulders.
Well, where are you going again at night? At least I could drink some tea.
With God's help, will you be back in an hour?
I don’t know, I didn’t see help, I didn’t meet God.
The night of the day is longer, the day of the night is worse.
Day and night are shorter. Morning, in short, is wiser.
Make it colder. Make it colder.
In the cold we turn pink, but in the dose we turn pale.
Make it colder.
Guf:
From Lamborghini we hear the voice of Ivan Kuchin.
We have a huge twisted one smoking in our jeep.
And their employees there are specially trained,
But for some reason they confuse this smoke with clouds.
It's for the better. Why is there an ambulance downstairs?
Bracho, explain if this is your case? Kidding.
While I'm fussing a little bit here,
I'm exhausting, but no one is bored.
Come on, someone else tell me that Alyosha has lost weight.
You know me well, there were a couple of things to do.
I was leaving. Things are going badly.
It happens that you have to wander around in different places.
Where the local kids don't give a damn what your nationality is.
Nobody has any idea what "rasta" means.
No one will look for a reason to fuck.
Everything will be overturned. One, two, hello.
This is my passion - obstacle racing.
He's extremely dangerous, but I'll leave it to me.
The square is slowly rolling somewhere along the highway,
The owner is dressed in meat behind the wheel and pumps us up according to the classics.
Slim:
I would probably write down hits for you here
For boys with scales and girls in shorts
To a fashionable sound, but I chose the wrong words.
Like an owl in the dark, the night drills into your eyes.
This is the same mood, even in winter there is a sauna here.
From Tajikistan it is covered with a white shroud.
I said it to the point, like living with a guitar.
The dark forest is our train station, life is a cheetah's leap.
I would like to sing, but I lost my throat.
Someone was scribbling a couple of formulas on the toilet lid
Under Ivan Dorn, the employee was stubborn.
There are people in uniform, often in the form of a condom.
Beha pleases with the contour, bunny in a patterned underwear.
We leave comfortably, our team is on the field.
People here love Zadornov’s jokes and believe in icons.
The smell of light pon, the city will drown in lights.
For those who drink cannabis, my name is one peace.
Like Idris and Denis, only one peace.
For young, old and old thieves, my last name is one love.
Like Petrov and Ivanov, only one love.
One peace, one love
Day of Friendship and Unity of the Slavs.
This holiday was established in the 90s of the 20th century and was created so that different branches of the Slavic peoples remembered their historical roots, sought to preserve their culture and centuries-old connection with each other.
The holiday appeared as a consequence of the collapse of the USSR, when more independent Slavic states were formed, and there was a need to establish friendly and partnership relations in the new conditions. Slavs - Russians, Ukrainians, Belarusians, Poles, Czechs - make up the bulk of the population of Europe.
Day of the Sailor or, in other words, Day of the Sailor.
The decision to celebrate was made in 2010. The member states of the International Maritime Organization, members of the UN, signed resolution No. 19 at a conference in Manila, which served as the basis for the establishment of this professional holiday.
The resolution emphasized that a special day for people of all maritime professions is necessary, because the contribution of seafarers to international trade, the global economy and the development of civil society in general is invaluable. These words were addressed to 1.5 million professionals who connected their lives with the water element.
The holiday is dedicated specifically to the sailors of the merchant fleet, who, unlike military sailors, have not yet had their own holiday - the days of maritime and river fleet were noted mainly by people not directly related to work at sea. Statistics report that merchant seamen carry out 80% of all global trade activity.
141 years ago, American fisherman Alfred Jensen swam alone across the Atlantic Ocean for the first time in history.
At sea, he navigated with a simple boat compass and with the help of his fishing intuition. Jensen determined geographic latitude by the duration of dawn and the onset of evening twilight.
After 13 days of sailing, a squall that hit the boat deprived Jensen of some of his supplies. Later, the sailor was noticed by a Turkish sailing ship, whose captain offered him free passage in exchange for some work services. However, Jensen refused. On the southern coast of Ireland, the Centennial was caught in a storm, which deprived it of almost all its supplies. Five days later he met the brig Alfredon. The sailor again refused help, asking only to tell him the coordinates of his location and some bread and water. On August 10, Jensen arrived in the Welsh port of Abercastle, having sailed alone across the Atlantic in 46 days.
67 years ago, the Korean War began, which resulted in the creation of a demilitarized zone between North and South Korea.
In August 1945, Korea was liberated from Japanese colonial rule. In the northern part of the peninsula, which the Red Army entered, a communist regime led by Kim Il Sung was established. In the South, where American troops landed, Syngman Rhee, one of the leaders of the anti-communist nationalist movement, came to power.
This is how two Korean states were formed. However, Northern and South Korea did not abandon the idea of uniting the country. Having secured the support of their main allies - the USSR and the USA - they were preparing for an armed conflict.
In the folk calendar today is Peter the Solstice.
In Rus', Peter was nicknamed the Solstice: from his day on, the sun shortens its course, the days become shorter, and the nights become longer. “The solstice is turning,” people said, adding that the sun turns toward winter, and summer toward heat. And indeed, the middle of summer was approaching - the hottest time.
Peter's Day was also called a belated skit. On this day, gardeners planted the last seedlings and sowed the last seeds. It was customary to sow white grain (for example, wheat or oats) before lunch, and black grain (buckwheat) after lunch. For buckwheat, the day was generally considered successful.
Name day on this day for Andrey, Anna, Ivan, Maria, Peter, Stepan, Timofey, Julian.
WINTER SOLSTICE
On the day of the winter solstice, the sun rises to its lowest height above the horizon. Each year, the winter solstice falls between December 21st and 22nd. On the day of the winter solstice, the shortest day and the most long night per year. Now the nights are getting shorter and the days are getting longer.
December 22, 2011 at 09:30 am Moscow time, the Sun will descend to its maximum in the southern hemisphere of the sky, that is, moving along the ecliptic, it will reach its lowest declination - 23 degrees 26.457 minutes (in the constellation Sagittarius) and astronomical winter will begin. On December 22, the Sun begins to rise up the ecliptic, beginning its journey towards the spring equinox, when it crosses the celestial equator.
Solstice - Birthday of the Sun
Solstice- Old Russian name for the day of the solstice. Corresponded to the moment the Sun turned to profit or decline of the day. In Rus' and in many European countries, the day of the winter solstice was celebrated as a celebration of the birth of the sun.
Almost all European peoples held sacred mysteries on this day: a symbolic performance of the death and rebirth of the Sun was played out. Light conquers Darkness. Even if the miracle is invisible for now, we know that it happened, and this is a harbinger of that great miracle, the miracle of Transfiguration, which our world is waiting for: the final victory of good over evil, the complete triumph of Light.
For both the Slavs and other peoples of Europe, the winter solstice marked the beginning of a new life and renewal of nature. Children and adults jumped over the fire, danced in circles, and boys competed in strength and ingenuity. Daylight hours are increasing, which means spring is just around the corner.
At this time, the ancient Slavs celebrated a multi-day winter holiday - Christmastide. It began in the last days of December and ended in early January (from approximately December 25 to January 6). Christmastide was accompanied by magical rituals, on the eve of Christmas carols were sung, mummers walked around the villages, festive feasts were held in every house, girls told fortunes about their betrothed.
In the 16th century in Rus', a special ritual was associated with the winter solstice. The bell ringer of the Moscow Cathedral, who was responsible for striking the clock, came to bow to the Tsar. He reported that from now on the sun has turned to summer, the day is increasing, and the night is shortening. For this good news, the king rewarded the headman with money.
In Europe, the days of Christmas celebrations coincided with the twelve-day cycle of pagan festivals dedicated to the winter solstice, which marked the beginning of a new life and the renewal of nature. That is why in different countries The Christmas holiday was filled with ancient rituals and folk beliefs. These include carols - costumed processions with a star and chants, which are still held in rural areas, and an evening meal on Christmas Eve, consisting of 12 Lenten dishes. In the ritual meal of this day, there was a custom of leaving food for deceased family members. What if it's Christmas happy man If he enters the house first, happiness will not leave its walls all year.
On the day of the winter solstice in Scotland, there was a custom to launch the Christmas solar wheel - “Solstice” - a barrel was coated with burning resin and launched down the street. The wheel is a symbol of the Sun, the spokes of the wheel resembled the rays of the sun, the rotation of the spokes during movement made the wheel alive and similar to its solar prototype.
Over the past millennia, spirits and gods were replaced by other prophets, and the now considered pagan religions were replaced by Christianity and Islam, which tried to adapt their holidays to the beliefs of the newly converted flock. However, the deep meaning of the holidays has not changed: the gods are still born in winter and resurrected in the spring, so that after summer solstice slowly go into darkness, and then be reborn again.
Kolyada - Sunny Christmas
On December 25, our ancestors celebrated the Nativity of God Kolyada. The nascent Sun appears in the form of a child. The baby is the disk of the Sun, since ancient times called Kolo. Baby Kolyada is captured by the witch Winter and turns him into a wolf cub. When they remove the wolf skin from Kolyada and burn it on the spring fire, Kolyada will appear in all its glory. And the Sun is sent on a cart to the south to welcome spring.
“Once upon a time, Kolyada was not perceived as a mummer. Kolyada was a deity, and one of the most influential. They called carols and called. The days before the New Year were dedicated to Kolyada, and games were organized in her honor, which were subsequently held at Christmastide. The last patriarchal ban on the worship of Kolyada was issued on December 24, 1684. It is believed that Kolyada was recognized by the Slavs as the deity of fun, which is why he was called upon and called upon by merry bands of youth during New Year’s festivities.”(A. Strizhev " Folk calendar»)
The day of “sparrow leap” has arrived and the winter sun begins to flare up, the Slavs celebrate Kolyada. On New Year's Eve, children gathered to carol under the windows of rich peasants, called the owner in songs, repeated the name of Kolyada and asked for money. Sacred games and fortune telling are the remnants of this ancient holiday. The rituals have been preserved among the people, and recently they have become increasingly popular. “Carolers” dress up in clothes, depict animals, devils, with music, with bags in which they collect treats, walk along the streets, sing carols. Kolyada is a cheerful, welcome deity.
At the feast, Tur is remembered by eating ritual cookies in the shape of cows (loaves, bagels). Instead of a sacrificial lamb, they eat cookies in the shape of a lamb's head (steering wheel, pretzel). You should definitely try uzvar and kutya. The holiday ends with games. You definitely need to roll the burning wheel up the mountain with the words: “Roll up the hill, come back with spring”.
Shoryk Yol
Shoryk Yol- traditional New Year's celebration Mari people It ends the old year and begins the new year. In the past, people associated the future well-being of their household and family, and changes in life with it.
The name Shoryk Yol - “sheep's foot” comes from the holidays magical action - pulling sheep by the legs in order to “cause” a large offspring of sheep in the new year. . In the past, early in the morning, householders built piles of snow in the form of stacks on the winter field in order to obtain the required number of stacks of bread in the new year. The branches of fruit trees and bushes were shaking in the garden, hoping to reap a rich harvest of fruits and berries. Pulling the sheep's legs was supposed to ensure the sheep's fertility. Fortune telling was associated with predicting fate and the well-being of the household. The weather was used to judge what spring and summer would be like. In each house, family prayers were held in honor of the Shorykyol holiday and the “owner” of the Kudort house.
On the first day, children and girls walked around the yards, they congratulated the householders on the arrival of the New Year and wished them a prosperous family and economic life, and more sheep. In the evening, a group of mummers headed by the old man Vasily and his old woman - Vasli kuva-kugyza - harbingers of the future, went home. The mummers inspected economic activities and scolded careless owners.
Surkhiri
Surkhiri is a Chuvash holiday in the middle of winter. The word surkhuri itself also means “sheep's foot”.
This is a holiday of youth, a holiday of boys and girls, consisting of continuous amusements, pranks and jokes. The name of the holiday itself comes from a comic fortune-telling ritual.
In connection with Surkhuri, there are a number of customs - various fortune-telling among young people, which are all carried out on the first evening of the holiday. The most significant of the rituals, from which the holiday takes its name, is “catching a sheep’s leg” (surkhuri tytma). Boys and girls leave the house one by one and go to the barn. There, in the dark, they catch the first sheep they come across by touch, hold it by the leg with one hand, and pluck out a tuft of its wool with the other and bring it to the hut. And then they guess. Whoever catches the leg of a white sheep will have a fair-haired husband or wife. And who caught the black sheep's leg - dark-haired.
Dongzhijie
Dongzhijie- Chinese Holiday winter solstice. In ancient China, it was believed that from this time the “male force” of nature rose and a new cycle began. Therefore, the winter solstice was considered a happy day. Dongzhijie is a holiday of optimism and faith in spring.
On this day, emperors traveled to the countryside to perform solemn rituals of sacrifice to Heaven, and ordinary people made sacrifices to their ancestors.
In some regions of Northern China, on the day of the Winter Solstice, they eat soup with abalone, in other regions - dumplings, because there is such a belief: having tasted dumplings on this day, a person may not be afraid of frost. Dough is kneaded from rice flour, and figures of turtles, piglets, cows, sheep and other animals are sculpted from it, symbolizing happiness.
Yule
The ancient Scandinavians also celebrated New Year on the day of the winter solstice on December 22. Yule- Celtic Festival of the Revival of the Sun. The word Yule means rotation, torsion, wheel, turn.
Yule marks the point in the year when the sun returns, so witches light candles and bonfires to invite sunlight return. On this day, it is customary to leave the lights on in the house, or at least a candle on the altar.
The house must be decorated with branches of evergreen trees. This symbolizes the eternity of life, and this tradition is also credited with protecting the inhabitants of the house. The Yule indispensable attribute is the sacred Yule Log. The log is intertwined with scarlet and green ribbons. The sacred log is lit first and part of the holiday meal is cooked either on it or after it burns. Now the Yule Log is an attribute of the altar; it is decorated with candles and Yule is celebrated in their light. But even if the Log is burning in the hearth, a small piece of it will always be preserved: this is the best amulet and protection of the whole house for the next year. The main attribute of the holiday is the Yule wreath. It is made from spruce branches in the shape of a circle. This is a symbol of the fact that everything in the world is cyclical: death and birth. The wreath means that everything in the world replaces each other, something dies, and something is born.
Yule is the days of the great feast and holiday, on which all members of the clan gathered together in order to again meet the Sun, rising from the darkness, and see the reborn world. The Yule celebration reminds people that each of us, in one way or another, participates in all processes occurring in the universe without exception.
Christmas tree
The Romans began bringing evergreen trees into the house at the winter solstice and decorating them. There is a version that a Christmas tree decorated with apples and nuts symbolizes the “tree of paradise” (although in early Christianity, the custom of bringing in and decorating a tree, to put it mildly, was not encouraged, and was even prohibited in Europe, but was later accepted).
Such a tree also symbolizes life and survival, especially in cold climates when all other trees stand bare and sleepy, it symbolizes fertility and immortality. Other characters winter holidays- mistletoe, which not only retains green leaves in winter, but also grows without touching the ground, and holly (holly), ivy. Holly is decorated with red berries in winter, and mistletoe is decorated with white ones.
You can decorate the Yolochka with cinnamon sticks and dried flowers (for example, roses), cranberries and dried corn on the cob, bags with aromatic herbs, apples, nuts, oranges, lemons. Old Soviet ones will come in handy here Christmas decorations in the form of fruits, fruits and vegetables, nuts and acorns. Wiccans hang letters with their wishes on Yolochka.
Tinsel and toys can also be correlated with images of the moon, sun and celestial stars. “Rain” - as a symbol of rain - will be a symbol of fertility. Cones and acorns (symbols of oak) will also be appropriate. Shiny glass beads at the Winter Solstice capture the light of the newborn sun and direct it back, acting as a magical tool to enhance the sun's energy. This idea was fully developed when a simple glass bead began to be made into a geometrically correct depression, allowing it to capture and reflect light, be it the soft, warm light of candles or the pure white light of the reborn winter sun.