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The scenario of seeing off a female colleague from work is funny. Cool scenario for seeing off your retirement. Scenario for an evening celebrating a woman's retirement

If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman's retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has been passed.

Cool scene for seeing off retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Pension.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, head wreaths are made from artificial branches or paper.

Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this... (The Gods enter the hall.)

God of Work (addresses other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how great! How nice!

God of Work: Yes, that means we have work again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others out, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, God of Vacation, now do your check!

God of Vacation: I am the God of Vacation - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I’ll check if you’ve learned to rest properly!

1. Choose correct option(you, guests, can also choose - we’ll check you at the same time!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or dacha?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: Martini, Hennessy, Jack Daniels or homemade wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to relax within your means!

God of Work: Okay. And now over to the Salary Goddess!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, after waiting, she called me miserable, pathetic, insignificant! And then she spent it all, to the last...

But I don’t hold a grudge, it’s all in the past. Now will you meet the Goddess of Pension, and will you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise that your children will not take her away from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and place you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Pension: I am the Goddess of Pension - Pension! From now on, I’m taking patronage over you. But first, you need to take the pensioner’s oath.

PENSIONER'S Oath:

I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, ENTERING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
-WAIT, LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR PENSION.
-DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
-USE IT FOR ITS PURPOSE: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR!!!

And now I’m giving you a real savings book, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn savings book. You can design it this way cash gift— put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

The gods put a homemade “Honorary Pensioner” medal on the hero of the occasion.

A funny scene for seeing off your retirement

A participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl.”

I came to you unexpectedly,
Not at all long-awaited
I'm sorry - it's not my fault!
I'll just say that I don't believe it
And I will check your passport:
You look only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful,
I like everything about you so much!
I suggest we be strong friends!
After all, you are now free,
I confess publicly:
It's so fun to live in retirement!

So that we can have a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We'll drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism,
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!

Scene-remake of the song “Call me, call”

During the introduction before the song, one person at a time comes out and stands with their back to the hero of the day; their hands should not be visible - a white school apron; for the introduction, they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.

The days flew by
It's your turn
In native management
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave your all,
They've been waiting for him for thirty-five years
Thirty-five years they waited for him -
The long-awaited graduation!

All exams passed
In local Dumas and in the Ministry of Finance.
All budgets have been reduced
And the reforms have been experienced.
Here is the labor code
I gave you permission for your experience,
To come to the financial department,
To come to the financial department
Anniversary graduation!

We want to confess to you:
We respect you very much,
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
Happy anniversary!
We have been given traditions
We do not retreat from them:
We're starting graduation
We're starting graduation!
Call, call!

They turn towards the place where they will take out the “first-grader” with a bell

We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with colorful fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)

We will greet ___________________ with colorful flowers,
After all, there were different stages in life.
We want to repeat these steps,
After all, you probably haven’t forgotten them. _____________________ (mth), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A good boy was born, such a good girl...

He's just a baby, and that's why
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood then is the golden time,
Life is carefree, like a game.
Even though the guy (girl) was smart,
But in childhood there was still
GREEN youth... it's a pity, it won't be like this anymore...

This is, of course, the color BLUE.
In my youth I met
He (s) his love,
______________ and I started a family together.
They were young, beautiful...
The color we choose is BLUE.

The children were born - there is no one more beloved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color...
I was always loaded with difficult work.
The light is YELLOW.

And now - your holiday - solid, wonderful,
Let it be bright, walk under RED!

For all the heroes of the occasion at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together... APPLAUSE!!!

_______________ (name) ours is amazing! We want you to invite all the guests to the table now!

Good evening dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, you and I have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone’s beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that the smile does not leave our (his) ________ face, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness... I sincerely welcome all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!

This day brought us together and united us, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that he (s) was awarded today by fate - this date, which is popularly called dear! Even if it’s the beginning of the century outside the window, we won’t change traditions, for dear person Let's sip a glass of wine now. May this day go down in history forever, and may ___________________ bring only happiness! And let the guests have fun carelessly, I hope no one leaves the holiday sad! To start the celebration as it should be, everyone is invited to fill their glasses!!!

Before the spouse's toast: Dear guests! You are all witnesses that the light of one star does not fade in our horizon. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years... One day they met and fell in love with each other, and live together to this day... Of course you guessed it - I’m talking about the precious 2nd half, this...

1st toast ________________

Guest introduction

Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming one, your ovation!!

Let's prolong the wonderful moments
For the husband (wife) your applause!

This evening, the pleasant excitement of the guests of honor is the performance. We have a lady present here.
Native sister __________________!
Cousins ()
Are located here
Now there will be a storm of applause in the hall!

There is always peace in my soul,
When your sons (daughters) are next to you.
Mom (Dad) have them very good, let's clap our hands for that

Now I’ll tell you more simply:
Happy holiday to you
Favorite daughters-in-law.
They are all here and waiting for applause too!

And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, the grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were waiting for applause
And now we greet the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.

I would like to introduce you soon
Wonderful, loyal friends!!!
They are also waiting for applause
Show yourself where you are!

Now let's clap our hands. and to all the guests, good luck to you!

Meeting the guests

2 toast ___________________________

Thoughts on who arrived on what

We ______________________ present a retirement apron.

He is an indicator of the start of a new life.
They sewed special pockets on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:

1. Pocket one, gets on your nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension dangles in him, and it’s hard to believe that it doesn’t end!

2. The second pocket is not so big.
Pocket for gifts for grandchildren.
Don't put gifts in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them in your pocket at the ready.

3. The third pocket is like a trap for a stash.
Hide it far, hide it deep,
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!

4. Pocket fourth, the most worn.
Pocket for glasses.
Put your glasses in your pocket and don’t try to use them often,
Resist vision loss.

5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Pocket for individual labor activity.
Sow your garden. Harvest the harvest.
Without pickles and preserves, retirement will not be paradise.

6. Pocket six - time to rest.
Pocket for seeds.
Sitting on a bench, click the seeds.
You retired, you found extra time.
Wear ______________ apron and don’t take it off, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead - “free program”:

If you want, sleep, but if you want, have fun.
If you want, starve, but if you want, get better
(But this task is difficult to complete:
Eating a lot of fat is impossible today!)
If you want, open a cooperative,
If you want, travel with a letter of credit.

Both Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than a pension!)
If you want, watch a movie in the morning,
Or open the window wide
And hula-hoop for hours.

If you don’t want to “twist”, lie down.
Now you can rest easy,
Love, be friends, walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see friends more often,
And read different books!

3 toast _______________________________

Competition by choice

PENSION CERTIFICATES with the following comment. You must make this certification yourself. On the front side write who it was given to, and on the other side the following wish:

How will you receive the book?
Take care of her - They won’t give you money
Without a book, oh my!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this little book
Respect for
That you can drive
Without taking a ticket.

If you want, fold your hands,
Since there is no hunting
Commute to work
And break the spine
That's just what you're looking for
Will you buy me a bite?

How will you receive your pension?
You will live for five days
And you will rush with a song
Work hard again!
Such a pension
It’s not in vain that they give us -
So that we don't grow old
Never, friends!

For this concern
Dear authorities
Let's not leave work
Until the last days!!!

Sand ceremony

Dear ___________________________!

Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,

1. White color- you were born!
Making mom and dad happy!
They gave you the name.
For joy, love and happiness!

2. Blue - you are 18!
Dancing, love and flowers!
Youth, romance!
Do you have something to remember?
Your hopes and dreams!

3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has arrived, your life is arranged!
Children dote on the soul!

4. Orange is the color of success.

5. Yellow is the color of the sun, comfort, warmth,
Always have good weather at home!

6. Green is the color of wealth
Let him bring happiness with gold!

And to avoid boredom, these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!

I worked a lot, and my work was not in vain!
This is why, my dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he takes care of everyone!
Don't be sad, don't be sad, there's no going back to those past days!
Smile always and everywhere, and don’t go to the doctor!
God grant that everything goes well.
Always behave decently!
Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never grow old
All men like it!
Enough talking about fairy tales!
Now is the time to drink vodka.

Competition by choice

Pension is a word that flows gently like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone goes out of their way,
To live until retirement.

Only in retirement can you
Live calmly, don't bother.
No need from the director
No need to ask for time off.
The money will be sent directly to your home
Postmen bring.

Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all the colds and illnesses
Don't let him on the threshold.
On the estate plot
Sow cabbage, radish, horseradish,
So that your ship is a family one
Didn't give the slightest tilt.

And we wish you the most
(God is my witness - that’s the cross)
So that you can see (see) during your lifetime
Your great-grandchildren's brides.

If you occasionally feel sad,
If the light becomes not nice,
Let it remind you of us
This modest souvenir.

(A gift is given.)

Raffle box or by name

Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONER

Attention! Attention! Your finest hour is coming! Answer quickly and correctly! The presenter asks the hero of the day questions, to which she answers: “Yes.”

Do you have the title of an ideal wife?

Blow a kiss to your other half.

Title “ loving mother" There is?

Name the children.

Has the respectable title of “mother-in-law” been awarded?

Give your son-in-law a compliment.

Has the high title of “grandmother” already been earned?

How does the fairy tale “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats” end?

The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with honor. This means that the time has come to add the noble title “Pensioner” to the titles already mentioned.

Readiness No. 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each with a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, and together they form the word “pensioner.” While the host reads the poem, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.

So many years have flown by...
We barely had time to count...
But it’s not worth it, we know, no...
Suffer and be sad...
And there is still a large supply,
Let's reveal a secret:
...Our hero does not lose heart...
We will cope with it for a hundred years...
Blush, joyful,...
Beautiful, sweet,...
Active as a pioneer...
Worthy of the title...
All. Pensioner.

To the applause and fireworks of sparklers, the hero of the day is tied with a “Mrs. Liberty” ribbon over her shoulder.

OATH OF A YOUNG PENSIONER

Leading: Today we accept our ……….. into the pensioners society ( name of state) and take an oath from her:

I, a young pensioner of _________ (name of country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be of sound spirit and sound body Don’t let yourself be knocked down by the wind, illness, or drunkenness.

She): I swear!

Leading:

Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Walk confidently along any road!
I swear!

Leading:

Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Don’t give in to sadness, illness, or cold!
I swear!

Leading:

Drink only with friends, and then little by little.
Always find a path to the house.
I swear!

Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble.
Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and don’t swear, never worry.
Young so that a pensioner can do everything and manage to do everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will set this table again!

Competitions, costume show

Competition by choice

When seeing off a well-deserved employee, a colleague with whom they have worked and been friends for many years, to retire, the team tries to find kind and necessary words, wish all the best for their well-deserved retirement and arrange some pleasant and memorable surprise.

We offer script for the musical fairy tale “How the Lady of the Court was getting ready to retire”, written on request for business woman and teacher. It is advisable that the culprit herself be warned only about the beginning of the plot, and the ending should be unexpected for her.

A similar fairy tale can be arranged for a person of any profession, taking this plot as a basis and slightly changing the text and musical design, but you can be sure that such attention will be remembered and liked by the culprit more than any gifts.

Characters:

Queen

Court Lady (hero of the occasion)

Suleiman

Script for a musical fairy tale to see off your retirement

Sounds 1. melody from the song Kin-Dza-Dza (at first loud, then quieter and a voice-over sounds against this background)

Voice behind the scene (solemnly - restrained, with the intonation of the titles being read): The Kamchat Institute film studio presents the fairy tale “How the Court Lady was getting ready to retire.” The film was shot, invented and staged by the Department of Preschool and Primary General Education. The plot of the story is fictitious; any similarities with real events are considered coincidental.

Sounds 2. Furry. Unreal stories.

Fairy tale text(read in a fairytale tone)

In one Institutional kingdom,

In the distant Kamchatka state,

The Queen and one Court Lady lived together,

We dealt with different problems and didn’t bother….

Z teaches 3. Exit chop

(They come out to the music, waving their hand to the audience, and sit on the throne - two chairs next to each other)

Some people will sit down in the morning in decent attire,

Let them get down to business in a great mood,

And the subjects with requests are right there,

The Queen and the Lady are literally being “torn to pieces”

Sounds 4. Aram zam zam accelerated

(subjects run out and imitate the bustle of business, some with signatures, some whispering something in your ear, some showing a poster, supposedly with a project, etc., as your imagination dictates)

And the Queen and the Court Lady do not lose heart,

Letters from the Ministry are answered in a timely manner,

Modernization, restructuring - they can do everything,

They stood firm and just smiled sweetly.

(they depict business life, consulting with each other, sorting through papers, making phone calls, signing something, their subjects distract them)

Sounds 5. Popcorn.

In general, amicablylived, suddenly there was a mess,

Alarming rumors spread throughout the kingdom...

Sounds 6. Disturbing music.

The royal messenger brought alarming news,

That, they say, the Lady of the Court is leaving the palace...

The Queen immediately orders the Fairies to rush,

Yes, they would find out the whole truth with the help of the idea...

(Fairies appear dancing)

The fairies immediately rushed to the Lady to entertain:

Fan, massage, tickle your feet...

Sounds 8. Cinema music

(Fairies fuss around the Lady in every possible way)

But they never found out who lured the Lady?!

The Queen called the wizard to clarify.

Sounds 9. From the wizard Suleiman

For a long time the wizard conjured and played tricks,

Sounds 10. Murzilki. Rework - pension

(The Queen and the Lady are sitting on the throne, the Fairies are dancing, Suleiman walks around the throne and makes strange passes with his hands)

He prophesied for her to move to the white stone chambers,

An easy life, travel, and swimming...

Even the Queen did not argue with this,

Sounds 11. Everyone dances

And everyone began to dance around the Lady

And congratulate her on her retirement...

Sounds 12. Lyrical alteration

Victoria Gutnik
Scene “Seeing off to retirement”

Dear Maamites! I bring to your attention a scene for seeing off female employees on retirement. We saw off our manager.

Leading:

Attention! The solemn moment of our meeting is coming! Today the head of the Morozko kindergarten ___ will be initiated into Young Pensioners. This act is carried out on the initiative of the State Pension Fund Russia. We invite its representatives.

Grandmothers come in to the beat of drums.

Stay where you are. One - two. Right. One - two. (one grandmother turns to the right, the other does not, and she turns her around)

As the French say: “ant und einzig zwei unt zwan-zig” - let’s get down to business.

Come out, our friend. Now we will publicly accept you into the society of pensioners.

Repeat after us (they hand over a scroll or a printed oath in a frame):

I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners, drinkers and non-drinkers in moderation, poking their noses everywhere, I solemnly swear:

1. Be a worthy member of society, that is, always be in sound body and sound spirit. Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness. I swear!

2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support. I swear!

3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!

4. Make all your desires come true, since abstinence is dangerous at this age. I swear!

5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house. I swear!

(When pronouncing the word “I swear!” the grandmother hits her forehead with a musical hammer.)

Well, well, our friend! From now on, you don’t have to work, but only advise, that is, point the finger.

Your pension will be paid in dollars and euros in ruble equivalent. Be calm, our friend. You will receive your pension regularly

-(To the guests.) And you all stay in peace!

Oath of a Young Pensioner

I, a young pensioner of Russia,

joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners,

to the extent of drinkers and non-drinkers,

poking their noses everywhere,

I solemnly swear:

1. Be a worthy member of society,

that is, to constantly be in a sound body and sound spirit.

Don’t let yourself be brought down by either the wind, or your husband, or illness, or drunkenness.

2. Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs and walk along any road without support.

3. Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears.

Do not give in to measles, sadness, or cold. I swear!

4. Make all your desires come true,

since at this age abstinence is dangerous. I swear!

5. Drink to the bottom little by little, but do not lose the path to the house.

Leading:
- Dear and priceless our (name of the hero of the day)! All those present are ready to congratulate you on such a significant event and on your vacation, which you have earned through painstaking work. We wish you good health, strength, as well as enjoyable leisure time! But in addition to our congratulations today, you should familiarize yourself with the rules for this evening.

1. The charter declares that in the year 20__ the anniversary of (name of the hero of the day) is not canceled under any pretext.
2. Before the anniversary itself, all those present are obliged to raise a toast to the hero of the occasion.
3. You cannot remain serious in this room.
4. Everything that will be given to the hero of the day today cannot be returned or exchanged. All other gifts will be accepted for another month.

After the announcement of the charter, you need to raise a toast, everyone expresses their wishes.

Russian language - talking with colleagues and wife in anger and when resolving disputes - excellent!
Geography - the ability to return home in any condition - excellent!
Math - financial accounting skills to your advantage - excellent!
Music is a game on the nerves of loved ones and colleagues - satisfactory!
Chemistry - the ability to create wine from water - good!

Based on all of the above disciplines, the examination commission recognizes the comrade (name of the hero of the day) as ready for the further path of life and assigns the proud title of “Honorary Young Pensioner.”

Ice cream

Several couples, not necessarily married ones, are selected from the audience. Ice cream with a spoon is placed a few meters from the participants. The task is this: a woman must scoop up ice cream with a spoon, take the spoon by the handle with her mouth and feed her companion. The first couple to finish their portion the fastest wins.

Everyone can play. One participant begins to move around the hall to the music, catching the others. You can do it with side steps, or you can do it in the style of the Chunga-Changa dance. When the snake becomes quite long, the leader begins to lead it in a spiral. Eventually you will have to unravel the snake.

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Cool scenario for seeing off your retirement

Usually the preparation of the celebration scenario is accompanied by laughter. But the retirement scenario is planned with some sadness, because the future pensioner leaves his family, going on a well-deserved rest. However, this is not a reason to turn farewell to retirement into a boring event, full of solemn speeches, starting from the highest authorities in the style of “Ah! What a (pensioner) good worker he was!” No! All these obligatory speeches should be shortened, certificates and congratulatory addresses should be presented more quickly, and the real fun should begin, during which the words “pension,” “farewell,” etc. should be uttered less frequently. – just another birthday!

By the way, regarding greeting addresses and postcards, technological progress not only gave a computer and other modern “technical” benefits, but also the opportunity to present unusual gifts, for example, a mirror postcard. Modern craftsmen can make a mirror of absolutely any shape, and using the sandblasting method, congratulatory text and any design are applied to its surface.

It's hard to imagine decorating a festive hall without balloons, today you can order helium balloons of any shape, but you shouldn’t write off ordinary balloons inflated by the lungs of your colleagues. And in general, there are more homemade garlands, wall newspapers, flowers and various funny animals and bugs (butterflies, bees) - all this is made from paper (fabric) and hung on the walls and curtains - a festive ambience, created by the hands of colleagues, the most expensive gift.

So, with the official mandatory part behind us, let’s move on to the entertainment stage. The scene is played out at the airport, so you need to create the appropriate surroundings, hang a list of flights on the wall indicating the departure time: fishing, hunting, mushroom picking, swimming, dancing with your granddaughter, etc. Also on festive table Several accents can be made to indicate the airport.

The Presenter enters with a huge suitcase on wheels.

Presenter:
Woo! It seems like we didn’t forget anything and made it in time! You'll be on your flight soon, dear sir, and farewell to a new carefree life! There is no need to set an alarm clock. You don’t have to fly to work by eight. To hell with all the reports, summaries, drawings (the list is compiled according to the pensioner’s profession, maybe he is an ENT doctor, then snot, cough and stethoscope, etc.)!

A voice is heard(advertisement at the airport):
Due to unfavorable weather conditions for departure from (city name) the “farewell to retirement” flight is delayed until 24:00, the arrival to (city name) of the “sadness - melancholy” flight is delayed indefinitely, the arrival at (city name) The hangover flight is delayed until 6:00 am.

Presenter:
These are the times! Gathered, they say.

The song “I’ll Take You to the Tundra” includes three winter months. Clothing according to taste and capabilities: sweaters, hats, scarves, mittens with elastic (as in childhood), skis under your arm, etc.

One of the months:
If Mohammed does not want to go to the mountain, then the mountain rushes on deer to Mohammed!

Presenter:
What a service! Everything is fine, of course, but what about entertainment? Skis and other winter joys?

One of the months:
Full all inclusive! And drinks and competitions, like in the best hotels in Turkey.

Presenter(with bewilderment):
It's warm in Turkey.

One of the months:
You will show off your knowledge of geography some other time, but now the toast is brewing, and you are interfering with work, interfering with work!

In the winter months, they go to the hall and choose 6 participants. Four players are given a ski pole (in the absence of natural poles, a substitute is made, the main thing is that there is a pole) and they are blindfolded. 2 lines with obstacles are created: several stools are placed at a certain distance (as the hall allows). At the start there are two packages (one contains bottles of alcohol, the other contains a snack - skewers, cheese, lemon, olives, ham), the handles of each package are tied so that there is a loop. 2 teams are created, each with 2 players with poles and blindfolds and one player who is “sighted” and without a ski pole. The team stands at the start, the “sighted” player hangs one package on the sticks of his teammates (the package must hang on 2 sticks at once). The players' task is to carry the bag to the finish line, where there is a table through an obstacle course, namely stools that must be walked around, which is not so easy with your eyes closed and with a load in your hands. The “sighted” player will tell his team how to walk and when to go around the stool. So they go to the finish line, the “sighted” person removes the bag and the team returns to the start for the second bag and brings it. Next, the team must organize a buffet. Why are there prepared on the table for each team: knives, a tray, glasses (disposable cups) - the quantity should be calculated for those present in the hall. All that remains is to pour out the alcohol, and make canapes from the food set (also, each guest should get one canapé, so as not to bother with their preparation for a long time, you can simplify it - put two products on a skewer, for example, lemon and a piece of cheese, olive and ham). When the buffet is ready, a toast to the winter months is announced and everyone raises their glasses to the hero of the occasion.

The winter months go by with the song “I’ll take you to the tundra.” As soon as they disappear from sight, customs officers run into the hall (if the pensioner is a man, then female customs officers, preferably curvaceous, which can be completely faked, and if the pensioner is a woman, then the customs officers should be performed by two gorgeous men)

Customs officers(approach the future pensioner and address him):
Sorry, but you need to come with us.

Customs officers:
We must complete the personal search.

Presenter:
Unheard of impudence! Violation of all international rules (trying to snatch the pensioner from the hands of customs). I will complain.

Customs officers:
You have the right (trying to take away the pensioner).

Presenter(pulls him towards himself):
What kind of personal violence!

Customs officers:
Why are you screaming?! We have reliable information that today a priceless diamond is leaving the airport; it contains so many carats that it’s scary to talk about it.

Customs officers:
How tired of you, madam. The signs agree!

Customs officers:
A famous smuggler, he hides diamonds in his underpants (if the pensioner is a man) or in a bra (if woman).

One Customs Officer(leans towards the other and says):
And it really stands out there, just look.

Another Customs Officer:
I have already noticed, indeed, a huge diamond.

Presenter:
What is being issued? Guard! Iniquity!

Customs officers:
If there's nothing hidden there, why are you so worried? We repeat once again, we have reliable information. All signs agree.

Customs officers:
To hell with you, we are showing secret information (they give her a piece of paper, there is a photo of a pensioner).

Presenter:
Well, you are comedians! This is really a portrait (name of pensioner) and he himself is a diamond! Diamond of our team! You better get your flights in order, we can’t fly away! And what do you think, swimming trunks in the Maldives (swimsuit) Not needed? Forgot to take them with you. I called my son to bring it. And he has football, they can’t do it without a goalkeeper. So he entrusted the mission to his friend, and so that he could find someone to give it to, he took the portrait. And you did something like this!

Customs officers(kindly adjusting the pensioner’s outfit):
Sorry, there was a mistake. Such service! Now we'll sort out the flights.

The customs officers leave.
Any dynamic, dance group includes the spring months.

Spring months:
Dancing! Dancing! Dancing!

All representatives of the opposite sex of the pensioner have an individual number under the chair (under the plate). The pensioner is given a daisy, from which he picks a petal at random, back side whose number is written (the spring months lead this script, help the pensioner, the audience, announce the numbers and organize the dance itself). It's simple - the one whose number matches the number on the daisy petal goes to dance with the pensioner. And so on until all the petals are gone.

After dancing one of the spring months:
It's getting hot!

Another Spring month:
So summer is already coming.

Third Spring month:
Let's change brothers!

The spring months are fading. Any song about summer includes the summer months.

Presenter:
You make me feel so hot!

Any Summer month:
Now we'll organize some cool weather.

The summer months bring the pensioner out into the middle and put a raincoat on him. And, as is customary, for a voyage to be successful, it is doused with bottles of champagne (the amount is financially feasible) to the cry of “On a new journey!”

It is advisable not to limit yourself to pouring alcohol, but to pause for a toast (any kind - touching, funny, it is better if it is pronounced in the summer months).

The summer months are passing, giving way to the autumn months, which enter with the song “Money” from the film “Cabaret”.

To organize this part of the scenario, men must show their skills. You need to make a hollow cake out of large boxes or boards and plywood (the women paste the outer part with paper flowers). A person should fit in the middle of the cake. So, in the autumn months they import (bring in - as craftsmen men come up with) a cake. It appears spectacularly to the music Chief Accountant(cashier, salary accountant) and showers the pensioner with money (natural or imitation).

Ideally, if it turns out that all the months come out together, i.e. all year (in large groups this is not difficult, but in small ones, of course, it will not be possible to involve so many people in the script). You can give a pensioner a small gift every month, either symbolizing the month, or something to have fun with during this period, i.e. that your upcoming retirement life will be rich and joyful. The scenario ends with the presentation of the main gift to the pensioner.

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Scenario for seeing off a man’s retirement “Hello pension”

Of course, it is necessary and important to start with the design. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a banquet hall or an apartment, everything should have a festive look. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to hang photographs of the future pensioner on the walls, or make one large collage poster. Also don't forget about Balloons and ribbons, paper garlands and lights. The second stage of preparing the holiday is musical accompaniment. Here it is necessary not only to take into account the taste of the person retiring, but also age feature invited Next, according to the menu plan, the seating of the guests, and now, almost everything is ready.

Characters:
Presenter, presenter, guests.

Props:
gifts for competitions, a “Happy Retirement” diploma, cards with phrases, a bag, pieces of paper with the names of songs, a bag.

The guests are seated, the future pensioner sits at the head of the table.

Leading:
Good evening, ladies, gentlemen,
I'm glad to see everyone, I'm friends,
The reason for the meeting is excellent,
Retirement has arrived, hurray!

Presenter:
(Full name of the hero of the occasion),
Today all the lights are for you,
And at this moment, and at this hour,
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart,
Let your dreams come true!

Leading:
The first toast is to the venerable leadership, because you, like no one else, know our esteemed (full name of the hero of the occasion).

Presenter:
This evening promises to be an interesting one, and now I would like to begin by presenting an honorary diploma to the Hon. (Full name of the hero of the occasion). I warn you, it is not easy to confirm your pension, it is a kind of ticket to new life, and a solemn reminder of the path traveled (presents diploma).

The diploma should be humorous. For example, it should say the following:
The diploma is awarded (Full name of the hero of the occasion), for excellent mastery of the following vital disciplines:
- Mathematics - excellent (mastery of your finances, in particular nest eggs, thorough);
- Geography - excellent (in any condition and under any circumstances finds the way home);
- Russian language - excellent (can easily agree on everything);
- Music - good (not a bad game on the nerves of loved ones and colleagues).
Based on the above disciplines, we can say with confidence that we are ready for the next stage - retirement!

Leading:
We've worked so hard, it's time to rest,
The years have flown by quickly,
But a pension is necessary in life,
And you can’t go anywhere without her!

Presenter:
You know, (names the year when the hero of the occasion went to first grade) in one of the ordinary schools, there was one smart, intelligent boy, with very kind eyes and a big heart. He grew, developed, became a person and made his own plans. IN (year of admission to the institute), everything became obvious and understandable. Dreams appeared that needed to be quickly realized, ambitions, aspirations, and now, after a long search, that same smart boy came to (Name of the organization). Then it was (year of entry into work), excitement, fear, mastering a new activity, meeting colleagues and a long-awaited salary. Everything is the same as everyone else, everything is the same as always, but one thing made it different from the others (names the main quality of the hero of the occasion). And here it is, the long-awaited retirement, on which your colleagues rush to congratulate you.

(A short slide show can be shown here if the establishment has a projector)

Leading:
I would like to know now
How will you congratulate
But I'll make it more difficult,
And I’ll order a rhyme for you!

Competition "Rhyme-making".
From all those present, 5-6 participants are selected and given one rhyme. The task is to come up with a greeting. Time spent 1 minute. Then everyone reads out the results and the best one will win a prize. The winner will be determined by applause.

Rhyme options:
1) I hasten to congratulate you on your retirement,
And wish you well.

2) So the pension has arrived,
Brought happiness and relaxation.

3) The event is important, you can’t argue with that
You need to love your pension, my friend.

4) Happy retirement to you, cheers,
The years passed so quickly.

Presenter:
All congratulations are beautiful and special, but it seems to me that it’s time to read out my congratulations to family members!

Leading:
Congratulations, that's certainly good, but how about we praise our (full name of the hero of the occasion)?

Competition "Praise me, praise me."
5-6 participants are selected. Everyone must say a laudatory adjective based on the given letter of the leader. The one who names the most will win. For repetition - relegation.

(The presenter offers a drink for all the positive and mentioned qualities)

Leading (addresses the hero of the occasion):
But tell me, what do you plan to do in retirement?

Presenter:
It's probably good to retire
Walking in the garden, relaxing on the sofa,
Retired, no fuss, easy
The whole day is filled with dreams.
There is time for yourself and for your family,
And you don't have to get up early in the morning,
If you want, draw, read, write poetry,
Or even memoirs.

Advance preparation is required. You need to write on the cards the continuation of the phrase “I will retire,” put them in a bag, and have the host of the event pull out one at a time and read it out.
You will need: cards with phrases, a bag.

Example phrases. I will retire.
1. . knit socks and scarves;
2. . read the magazine “Murzilka”;
3. . discuss fashionistas at the entrance;
4. . ring the neighbors doorbell and run away;
5. . listen to music loudly, setting the rhythm for your neighbors;
6. . dress fashionably and seduce local old ladies;
7. . play football with local kids;
8. . learn to be a hacker;
9. . do nothing and just enjoy life.

Leading:
(Offers a drink so that everything will be so, after which a 15-minute dance break is announced)

Presenter:
I announce a musical break! Dear friends, you will agree that there is no holiday without a song, so I propose that it is not easy to sing, but also to get the opportunity to win a small but pleasant prize.

Competition "Song".
Requires preparation. First, put pieces of paper with the names of the songs in a bag and mix. Several participants are selected. Everyone pulls out a piece of paper and gets their own song. The task is to “show” the song without words. You can’t make sounds, hum tunes, you need to use gestures to explain which song you got. When they guess right, sing. Time for each participant is no more than a minute. Whoever shows the fastest and guess whose song will win a prize.
You will need: pieces of paper with the names of the songs, a bag.

Song options:
1. And someone went down the hill;
2. I got drunk and drunk;
3. A Christmas tree was born in the forest;
4. My bunny (Kirkorov);
5. A million scarlet roses;
6. A stream flows, a stream runs;
7. Smoke from menthol cigarettes;
8. I'm lying in the sun;
9. The girls are standing on the sidelines;
10. Neither are stokers, we are not carpenters.
The list may be different.

Leading:
And now, I gladly give the floor to our honorable (full name of the hero of the occasion).

(The host of the event says words of gratitude to everyone who came)

Presenter:
You know what we forgot about, and we forgot about initiation into pensioners. The diploma was presented, congratulations were voiced, but the main thing was only now remembered! But fortunately I took care, prepared everything, all that remains is to voice it!

(The hero of the occasion reads out a comic oath)

Example:
I swear I'll rest
Don't forget your friends
And sometimes I will be with them,
Even drink the balm!
I swear to wander, walk and sleep,
I swear not to look for a job,
I swear that I will laugh
And I will enjoy life!
I swear I'll run every evening
Go to meet your friends,
I swear I won't be sad
I'm ready to become a pensioner!

(The oath may be different)

Leading:
This is all good, but since (Full name of the hero of the occasion), we have no experience on how to behave in retirement, we decided to take care of this and stocked up on advice!

(The floor is given to friends who have already retired. Can be performed as ditties)

Congratulatory 1:
I retired
Now I don't know
What is the best thing for me to do?
I read books!

Congratulatory 2:
I go to the store every day,
Three times, that's right
There's news and gossip,
And a beer barrel!

Congratulatory 1:
Don't be afraid of pensions, friend.
You'll like it here
Here they will pour some balm,
Hello get better!

Congratulatory 2:
Sometimes I'm retired
Sometimes I miss you
But when I remember about work,
Lets go immediately!

(You can do without this part if you are not among the invited pensioners)

The host announces a 10-15 minute dance break.

Presenter:
I suggest to you, friends,
You need to remember the past,
Tell stories
Liven up the feast!

(Guests share funny stories related to the hero of the occasion)

Leading:
Not only kind words,
They will decorate the holiday, a wonderful evening,
Friends brought gifts,
Honor retirement!

(Gifts are being presented. Here you can and even need to insert a comic, funny congratulation)

Presenter:
Thank you everyone for this evening,
I want to say on my own behalf,
I wish you joy, happiness,
Love your retirement.
More rest, success,
Less troubles and fuss,
Let the world embrace you,
Your dreams will come true!

Leading:
I join the wishes,
And on my own behalf I want to say,
May everything be perfect for you,
I wish you not to be bored!

Presenter:
Until we meet again, the evening is over,
But we will cherish in memory,
The moment is so warm and beautiful,
What a pity that time will flow.

If desired, you can add a few more cool competitions to the script.

Installation (from Soviet traditions)

1. It seemed that this date would not come,
Days, years, decades passed...
And now this day has come -
Your 55th birthday.

2. Let this day not add wrinkles,
And he will smooth out and erase the old ones,
And it will bring happiness to the house for a long time.
We wish to live without knowing troubles,
Not knowing bad weather,
And so that it lasts for 100 years
Health, kindness and happiness!

3. There are only two numbers five and five.
But how much they mean, and how different everything looks.
It just depends on how to present them...
Add them up and there are only ten
And childhood is seen again...
You still can’t weigh everything in life.
But I want to hug the whole world.

4. Multiply - it becomes twenty-five
Diseases are still unknown.
Ready to hug my friends
And you want to live and be useful.

5. Two numbers next to each other five and five
You know how to weigh and argue
Not many people want to hug.
But you know life
And you can build and rebuild again.

(to the tune of the song “Black Cat”)

If the blues suddenly set in,
Bad mood in the morning
Dial your friends' phone numbers
On your birthday, gather at the table.

Chorus: They say you'll be lucky
This happens every year.
May you have less trouble.

There's a bustle at work all day,
Life is somehow not the same these days.
So come on, take a break from your problems -
They leave on their birthday.

Chorus: They say you'll be lucky
If a birthday comes to the house again.
This happens every year.
May it bring you a lot of happiness!

If suddenly the body goes crazy,
Something somewhere will hurt again,
Don't think about it seriously
And please don't make a fool of yourself.

Chorus: They say you'll be lucky
If birthday comes to the house again.
This happens every year.
May he bring health with him.

SKETCH “LITTLE PENSIONER”

Today we gave birth to a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones can be, they are afraid of colds, and they have a lot of smarts, so to prevent her ears from getting swollen, her head from getting hot, and also to prevent different thoughts from creeping into her head, we decided to give her a cap.

And you all know that little ones are so inept and so clumsy that when they eat, they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them. To prevent this from happening, we give her a bib.

And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset about any reason, they always worry very loudly, so their eyes are always wet. So that our pensioner would not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.

For services on the anniversary
Award a big medal
With a red ribbon with her.

Wear requires decency
There's no point in pushing for a medal
Badge of special distinction
Only wear on holidays.

Choose the place to wear sparingly,
To please people.
Let it hang above the navel
And a little lower than the breasts.

Protect that medal from wax
Don't pick up greasy hands,
On paydays and advance payments
Wipe with fresh vodka.

Make all movements flashy
Looking into the distance,
Correct your hair
And stroke the medal.

Don't chat, don't smile,
Don't shake everyone's hands.
On the native chest of the authorities
Don't lie without a medal.

If this medal is lost
Not considered awarded
Exclude from celebrants
And take away her medal.

INSTRUCTIONS TO A WORKING PENSIONER (given by a pensioner from the team)

To save your place at work
Don't contradict your boss
Never go into the bottle
Ardently defending what is right!

Stand at attention in front of your superiors,
And behind your back you can scold
After all, living on a pension is not so fat,
And it would be nice to get a salary plus!
But, by the way, what should I teach you?
You yourself will teach anyone how to live.

RUSSIAN NEW BABKA

Dialogue about how they came to the anniversary, but didn’t see any pensioners. There are only “young people” sitting there. Next they bring Ostap Bender, whom they met on the road.

OSTAP BENDER WITH A GIFT

Ostap donates his chairs, which he searched all over the world, as a gift to a young pensioner. There is a treasure in one of the chairs. The hero of the day’s task is to find him. This will be his gift.

Song to the tune "Hope"

1. Our years fly like birds,
Leaving an indestructible mark.
Now you're 55
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.
Let the sun shine on you
And the sadness of fate will not disturb
Happy anniversary, good luck,
Happy holiday - happy and good.

Chorus: Galina, our dear friend
Congratulations on your anniversary
Galina, always be young,
You still have time to grow old.

2. May you be in all your ways
Protects the light of the home,
Pleases the attention of relatives,
Respect for loved ones and friends.
Days fly by,
Years fly by at work,
Let them be happy
Let adversity fly by.

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Scenes for a woman's retirement

If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman's retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has been passed.

Cool scene for seeing off retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Pension.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, head wreaths are made from artificial branches or paper.

God of Work (addresses other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how great! How nice!

God of Work: Yes, that means we have work again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others out, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, God of Vacation, now do your check!

God of Vacation: I am the God of Vacation - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I’ll check if you’ve learned to rest properly!

1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - we’ll check you at the same time!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or dacha?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: Martini, Hennessy, Jack Daniels or homemade wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to relax within your means!

God of Work: Okay. And now over to the Salary Goddess!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - A pretty penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and place you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Pension: I am the Goddess of Pension - Pension! From now on, I’m taking patronage over you. But first, you need to take the pensioner’s oath.

And now I’m giving you a real savings book, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn savings book. You can arrange a cash gift in this way - put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

The gods put a homemade “Honorary Pensioner” medal on the hero of the occasion.

A funny scene for seeing off your retirement

A participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl.”

I came to you unexpectedly,
Not at all long-awaited
I'm sorry - it's not my fault!
I'll just say that I don't believe it
And I will check your passport:
You look only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful,
I like everything about you so much!
I suggest we be strong friends!
After all, you are now free,
I confess publicly:
It's so fun to live in retirement!

Scene-remake of the song “Call me, call”

During the introduction before the song, one person at a time comes out and stands with their back to the hero of the day; their hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; for the introduction, they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.

The days flew by
It's your turn
In native management
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave your all,
They've been waiting for him for thirty-five years
They waited for him for thirty-five years -
The long-awaited graduation!

They turn towards the place where they will take out the “first-grader” with a bell

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